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The diary of an accidental vegetarian

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I accidentally became veggie recently. Well for a week, actually. Almost. I was queuing in Mcdonald's (since they seem to be making an effort on the straw and recycling-front I don't feel too guilty about eating there occasionally) and when the guy asked me what I wanted, 'A veggie burger meal, please' just literally jumped out of my mouth! I didn't even plan it. I always go for a BigMac. Why on earth did my body order me a veggie burger!? I went with it and quite enjoyed the much-smaller-than-I'd-imagined, dry burger which eventually arrived. (Apparently most people don't order veggie burgers at Maccies and I had to wait. At least it'd be hot, I thought) As I sat there, wondering why Borehamwood Mcdonald's required security guards at 5 O'clock in the afternoon, I had a revelation. I'd been veggie ALL that day. Breakfast and lunch was a homemade fruit and veggie smoothie (most teachers do this so they can eat and run around all the...

North/South divide: who does it better? (recycling, that is)

Being a Northerner in the South, I have to travel back and forth lots, visiting family and friends regularly to places like Leeds, Rochdale, Manchester and Liverpool. Being obsessed with recycling (and likely to judge you if you're not equally obsessed) means if I'm coming to stay, I'm gonna need to check out your recycling facilities. The thing is, in the UK there are literally hundreds of different 'ways' of recycling. My sister in Leeds needs to check the numbers on the bottom of plastic containers to see if she can recycle them in her kerbside bin. While my friends in Essex chuck any-old- plastic in their recycling- even crisp packets which in North London, we're penalised for. In Leeds, the council don't collect glass from your home, you'll have to do that yourself, whereas in Rochdale and North London (if I lived in a house or flat with recycling facilities, that is) one can put glass alongside cardboard and most plastics in the same 'mix...

Communal Living: Londoners in their thirties share their pain and sometimes joy, but mostly pain.

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I never wanted to move to London. The ex-hubby had to for work and I screamed desperately, ‘I’m not living in a flat!’ for about the first two months of the house hunting; we’d come from a beautiful detached house in the Lancashire countryside and never heard a peep from our neighbours. From my bedroom window, I watched horses and sheep roam and listened to cockerels, hens and birdsong.  The days of communal bins, were a distant (bad!) memory. I thought I’d left student living behind me. Had I worked this hard for this long to move backwards and do ‘London Living’?  NOT. A. CHANCE. This northerner was not amused. Thankfully, somehow, and perhaps through divine intervention, we managed to buy a beautiful end- terrace, 2-up, 2-down, Victorian dream in leafy North London. PHEW! As long as we remained a team, we would be OK. Back in the safety of our own little castle, albeit with neighbours on one side this time. But no flat for me- hurrah! (cue witch's cackle) ...